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I've forgotten to take my sunglasses off plenty of times, usually because I'm super zoned out, meaning once I focused again, and something seemed off, I would realize that literally everything was darker.Plus, I've drank coffee with sunglasses on before, it doesn't change the color to make it darker all that much, it almost looks more like a filter, than authentic darker coffee.My Patronus Is Arya GOT shirt
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