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That was the tell for me. He's clearly describing how, despite there being tissue, some can still go through or around - basically John Wick If I can't bring my dog I'm not going shirt his initial point is that tissue isn't all that great of protection when you wipe. But then he had a pretty smooth transition all things considered, but to me it's pretty obviously a troll.
Eww, imagine being stabbed with a poo knife. First you get all the negative being-stabbed feelings, then the knowledge of all the germs entering your body. That would ruin anybody's day.
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My nephew left a log in the toilet and I had no idea how he planned on flushing it down. I don't know if I was in shock but I could swear the diameter was bigger than the hole of the toilet. My sister says these are his normal shits. I can't find myself to ask any further questions.
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