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There was an episode where Malcolm and Reese got caught where Malcolm was taking tests for Reese. The teacher had a thing against Reese, and scored the test unfairly, even though Malcolm took the test. Lois got angry at the teacher, and the teacher was threatening to snitch out Malcolm's involvement if Lois told anyone. At which point Lois said something along the lines of, "if Malcolm and Reese were in a burning house, I would rather save Reese. Malcolm will figure out how to save himself, but Reese won't." The gag is that when the teacher thinks this is a bluff and doesn't believe it, Francis suddenly slams the windows crying and asking for forgiveness. At which point, the teacher's thinking, "this crazy mom really would let her son burn."

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Yes, Hal to Lois. As I recall, Lois has the realization earlier in the episode and is really bothered by the idea that there is this imbalance in their relationship, and when she finally reveals it to Hal, he basically is like "well, yeah,everyone else has known that for ages, nbd" truly a model relationship.